canoe conjugals

Mass produced beers such as Coors, Miller and Budweiser. Usually associated with the light version of the beers.

Coors and Miller are like making love in a canoe.
It's f*cking close to water.

"Bar owner fined for selling Coors as Miller, didn't think his customers would be able to tell the difference between two types of cheap canoe conjugals"

by Mondak June 13, 2007

Canopy Flashfuck

The sexual position in which a man gets aroused with sweatpants on, thus looking like a canopy, and then fucks a woman for 3 aggonizing seconds with those sweatpants still covering his penis.

Canopy Flashfucking is a weird way of saying "i'm too lazy for sex"

by Blankerson September 13, 2011

Canoe Feet

When a rugby player who claims to be highly skilled at completing conversions misses. Boyce, “Leave this to me boys”.

Crowd, “how did he miss that? That lad has canoe feet”

by Geoff Paddle November 9, 2021

Smooth Canoes

Aussie saying for "have a cruisy day"

its when everything goes your way smoothly.
have a "Smooth Canoes Day"

by "The Big Easy" September 8, 2012

spit canoe

Forming a "canoe" using your index and ring finger over your middle finger in order to get spit to a vagina.

Damn baby your pussy dry, need to get a spit canoe up in there.

by Sicklet November 30, 2015

Pachelbel Canon

Every cellist's worst nightmare.

Conductor: We're playing Pachelbel Canon for the next concert.

Celli: OH GOD NO

by OperatorRamirez February 9, 2019

Head canon

An interpretation of a piece of media that is not shown or confirmed in the original but is believed to be true simply for preference.
May also include direct deviations from the canon.

In a perfect world, instead of Philip, Grog would have recited Percy's full name perfectly as his 'fancy name' and, after a moment of stunned silence, Percy would have added, 'You can just call him Percy.'"

...This is my new head canon.

by Haomakk April 7, 2021