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Calling in fat

The act of skipping work because you can't find any clothes that fit properly.
"Hey, why didn't Jess show up for that section meeting today?"

"She's got some PMS bloat, so she's calling in fat"
by tessaract November 2, 2009
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mother nature is calling

when you have to take a crap or pee really bad
Hold on, mother nature is calling.
by fothermucker33 February 22, 2011
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calling all cars

One of the oldest orders given from a policeman to summon all available units to investigate a crime or situation, particularly police cars.
"Calling all cars, calling all cars!"
-some cop in a lame-ass 40's movie or similar show
by Dave February 22, 2004
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name calling

Believe it or not this actually results in murder. Some people honestly have a weakness to names and are physically hurt by them. People will not only be willing to hurt you, but willing to eventually kill you if you continue to call them names and/or say stuff about them.

This comes from the aspect of pride where you shouldn't tolerate things people do to you that you don't like. But when there goal is obviously just to make you mad, by getting mad it gives them what they want. The only way your gonna let some words bother you that much is if you have low self esteem

Now last time I checked the only force that words have come from the air pressure that leaves your mouth. How badly you let names bother you is YOUR fault. There is no command someone can say that will make you automatically attack them against your will. People seriously try to justify attacking somebody or vandalizing there property, or even irrelevant violence because they were called names.

When are people gonna realize that it's not what they call you it's what you answer to?
Name calling is involved in 67% of murders in the United States
by Optical_Epilepsy July 20, 2010
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skin-crawling

to make someone's flesh crawl and make someone's skin crawl
to cause someone's skin to feel funny or get goose pimples through fright.
Just to hear the story of the killings made my flesh crawl. The horror movie made our skin crawl. She brings a touch of bland dignity to even the most skin-crawlingly repulsive public spectacle.
by Taylover November 22, 2009
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The Calling

An American rock band consisting of two talented & not to mention hot people - Alex Band & Aaron Kamin.

They're most famous for their song "Wherever You Will Go" which was a big hit in '01.

Fantastic band who incorporate meaningful lyrics into their songs.
The Calling's music is just incredible!
by K o k o [Dyn] January 11, 2006
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London Calling

The greatest album of the 80's, by The Clash. Contains songs like London Calling, Clampdwn, Hatefull, Rudie Can't Fail, and other fucking amazing songs. Buy It NOW!!!
Person 1: Hey, I just got London Calling on CD.
Person 2: (beats person 1 up and steals London Calling)
by Joe March 5, 2005
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