Craigslisted

When the person whom you've recently broken up with starts hooking up with, banging, or otherwise engaging in trifflin acts in a desperate attempt to regain their self esteem. Usually the "ex" will do this with partners that are significantly sub par when compared to yourself. -what happens to the things that you don't need anymore and have long outlived their use to you? They end up on craigslist for someone else to use.

Steve: "Hey man, I broke up with Stephanie a week ago and she's already bangin Mike".

Friend: "Damn man, he is a douche, I can't believe she's been craigslisted already!?"

by Mustacheman October 07, 2013

Craigslist Baby

That one guy everybody wants to throw down an elevator shaft.

"Hey man the boss wants that report on llama feces theory report done by 4."
"That damn craigslist baby!"
Synonym: Lil' Jackass

by JimmyJones2.0 April 03, 2019

craigslist tourettes

Roofied so bad you develop tourette's

I was trying to buy a bike on craigslist and ended up in bill cosby's sex dungeon so now I craigslist tourettes

by Karl Kaiser April 25, 2018