Covfefe

(n.) When you want to say "coverage" but your hands are too small to hit all the letters on your keyboard.

Despite constant negative press covfefe.

by Tatersandpears May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Pronounced Co-ve-fefe.

1. Reflexive Russian verb, loosely translatable to English as "I resign" or "I give up", usually used in conjunction with President Donald J. Trump's Twitter feed.

2. American verb, early twenty-first century origin. Possibly from the aforementioned Russian verb. Used to mean "Facepalm" or "Good God, what have we done?/What have we elected?"

Russian Verb: Putin's Aide: Comrade, perhaps it is time we accepted that President Trump needs to covefefe.

Putin: What? After all the work we spent trying to get him elected? Twelve years in the gulags!

American Lexicon: Stephen Colbert: Thanks to Russia, we have elected a giant, massive, covfefe of an imbecile.

by ArkansasTraveller May 31, 2017

Covfefe

When multiple Russian prostitutes urinate on your face all at the same time.

That leader of free-world sure likes Russian Covfefe.

by TheRealDonnyJ May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Translated in arabic as "I will stand up"

President Trump let the muslim world know he will covfefe

by brightened June 01, 2017

Covfefe

???..not even a frigging verb?

When you try to say the word "coverage" but your a fuckin imbicle, ass cheeto and says this

Trump has been awarded by Wikipedia for his "pulled out of ass information" as he shocks media all over with "covfefe"

by [e-mail] June 01, 2017

Covfefe

when your spellcheck hates you for being a drunk ass bitch.

Shit. Sorry. Covfefe.

by Sparkword June 01, 2017

Covfefe

When you are insane, but become president of the United States and you want to write "conference", but you are drunk or high, then you fall asleep.

#trump #potus #covfefe

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by Bahmanp May 31, 2017