A comcaneurysm is an abnormal bulge or “ballooning” in the wall of an artery caused by the MORONS and the IMBECILES at Comcast.
"omfg...omfg...OMFG...my internet has been down for 3 days. Comcast said they would come out and fix it yesterday...then they said today from 8am-3pm....it's 4 PM...they are giving me a comcaneurysm!"
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Cosme is very kind and well behaved to others. Making sure everything is going great and to be kind.
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Adjective. Branded, descriptive term meaning lame or weak in such a way as to be on the boundaries of imagination.
by Buckminster Reed November 5, 2005
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To be randomly prevented from continuing your daily routine by people who do not care about their customers.
(When playing CoD4) To randomly start moving erratically as if you drank a cup of comcast's comcastic high speed, and see the infamous "connection interrupted" pop up.
To be randomly prevented from continuing your daily routine by people who do not care about their customers.
(When playing CoD4) To randomly start moving erratically as if you drank a cup of comcast's comcastic high speed, and see the infamous "connection interrupted" pop up.
by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008
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A Ben Affleck movie marathon is on HBO? What a comcastrophe!
A Ben Affleck movie marathon is on HBO? What a comcastrophe!
by C-Dawg06 January 24, 2006
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He is also a member of the happy spastics.
He is also a member of the happy spastics.
"ooh, id like to get down and dirty with that catch cosmic harrison" or " wow, i bet you are a cosmic Harrison in the bedroom!"
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