closet donkey

When you have sex with a friend in a closet and discover he has a donkey size penis !

She couldn't believe that he was a closet donkey ! this whole time they could of been screwing!

by Lawles April 22, 2017

ColeTheMan

A farmer who is popular for playing the NBA 2K franchise and uploading it to YouTube

ColeTheMan is a good youtuber

by hollywoodsbeach February 25, 2019

Drinkers Closet

The name given to a bed when you’re drunk and do your best to get stripped beneath the sheets.
Often results in a major struggle and waking up half naked with pants round your ankles and your shirt half pulled over your head.

Ken- Man I was so smashed last night, I tried to get undressed in my drinkers closet but I lost the battle and fell asleep half way through.

by KEJIAN March 4, 2009

goodie closet

Basically a closet for snacks. First discovered on OneTopic's "The straights are NOT OK"

"Did you steal my cheetos out of the goodie closet again?"
"It's my cheat day and I was hungry."

by Cookie_on_Joy August 13, 2020

The Glass Closet

When a person is closeted, but everyone knows that hey are gay.

Chelsea: *asking Lauren* Who are you kissing under the mistletoe?
Camila: Me!
Lauren: Nooo *gay panic*
Inside Chelsea’s mind: Wow Camila’s in the Glass closet.

by Stassii December 26, 2018

comethazine

a rich ass nigga who has fire music but won’t release any

example 1: ay you heard that new comethazine song? Sike no goofy ass that nigga aint releasing shit

Example 2: that new comethazin snippet was heat too bad it will never release.

by callmebibby August 13, 2021

Comethazine

Comethazine is another word for savage

Boy 1: Bro I slapped the sh*t out of that dude last night
Boy 2: On god you was acting like comethazine that time

by KokIsSmol December 23, 2020