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coffee

sex in its liquid form
coffee is the greatest and most vital invention since the wheel
by cyber573 April 9, 2008
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coffee-table rock

Safe, non-abrasive, dull, middle-class music for snobbish rich-kids who think they’re skirting on the wild side. The audio equivilent of coffee-table books, designed for browsing and social status, rather than musical appreciation.
-I really like Coldplay and U2.

-Coldplay and U2 are coffee-table rock you tart.
by alxrgrs July 18, 2010
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sodexo coffee

n. A type of spoiled water, often found in the shoppes and cantines of certain institutions unfortunate enough to entrust their culinary upkeep to the Sodexo (formerly Sodexho) corporation.

Sodexo coffee is believed to contain caffeine, but empirical data would suggest otherwise.

Notable characteristics:
-Looks a bit like pond water
-Tastes a bit like pond water
-Gives little or no indication of containing or ever having contained caffeine
"I could desperately use some caffeine right about now. "

*Nothing but Sodexo coffee nearby*

"I guess I'll go find a pond."
by GuyFaulks September 11, 2013
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The Coffee Club

When you out in town with your mates but you want to ditch them to go to Strip Club without letting them know
Im going back to hotel to have a coffee. Anyone else fancy joining me at The Coffee Club?
by Glennb July 10, 2020
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Coffee house

A place where beta males (soy boys) congregate.
"Did you see that Greg guy?"
"Yeah, he looks like he's a regular at the coffee house."
by SurreptitiousStacy March 10, 2018
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russian coffee

Russian coffee tastes like sunshine mixed with happiness.
And when I say sunshine I mean coffee.
And when I say happiness, I mean vodka
Man, I'm bored, I'm going to go make a Russian coffee or 6
by Scroblog January 18, 2005
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Coffee flavored coffee

Coffee that tastes like coffee. Doesn't tastes like hazelnut, vanilla, pumpkin spice or whatever. Coffee like it was meant to be.
From Denis Leary's Lock and Load:

Been in Dunkin' Donuts lately? The last bastion of coffee flavored coffee? It's gone. Forget about it. You walk in there now, there's people wearing berets, they're writing poetry on computers, there's a kid behind the counter: "Would you like a coffee kuhlata?"

Fuck no! www.blowme.com! Coffee Kuhlata -- what the hell is that all about? Man, when I was a kid, Dunkin Donuts had two things -- coffee, and donuts, and that WAS IT! You took the donut, you dunked it in the cofee, thus the fuckin title of the place! Duuuuuuuuuukin DONUTS!

That's all the had, donuts and coffee, nothing else, no ice, no napkins, no soda, no salt, no pepper, no parfait, no crousants, NOTHING! You walk in there now, there's soup flying around, people are eating finger sandwiches... They got donuts on display in a case, like relics from a former era, you know. 'Here's what we used to serve. We used to fry 'em up and sell them by the dozen, back in the 70's.'
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? October 6, 2008
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