Coagulated fuck puddle

A short definition of all life on earth.

Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle

by anonymous September 8, 2021

coagulated hematoma

common known for your mother- an insult to a stupid person

shut the fart up you coagulated hematoma!!!!

by bruhmomentlife69 April 29, 2022

Copulation

A fancy synonym for getting your whole.

I'm 18 and have never partook in copulation, therefore I'm still a virgin :(

by UltimateDoge May 16, 2022

coagulated c*m bubble

When a female is acting like the nut that you just let off inside her but just dried up.

When a chick is mad at you for something that you never did but still accuses you for it she is a straight coagulated c*m bubble

by Askmeaboutmywiener August 4, 2023

conflatedisainedstregidpeachcurbuslaxfused

When one is feeling so many emotions that a single word won't do, combine some syllables from all of them.

Truly, the experience had me conflatedisainedstregidpeachcurbuslaxfused.

by photographers-writing-studio September 25, 2024

Quantum Copulating

Having multiple sexual escapades in different locations in the multiverse simultaneously

According to pops, I have a half-sister in the Graxovort dimension who was conceived after quantum copulating with an extradimensional being. I bet she's hot.

by Devbrook December 8, 2023