coping mechanics

imaginary tradesmen who make sure that a person's coping mechanisms are all in place and read for use at any given time

"Is it hard to deal with all that rejection"

"I've been doing it for years. I've been coping so long my coping mechanism have coping mechanics"

by 1adycat September 27, 2013

coping skills

Coping skills are a joke

*litrally bout to jump off a cliff* @all Tharapists: " What coping skills could you use right now?"

by Natpat and friends June 26, 2017

copping it sweet

where someone else does the work and you gain the benefit.

Look at Jonny!, he's sat on his arse while someone else put's up his tent,
'Yeah he's copping it sweet.'

by Pooly Wha October 21, 2008

Copping

word used to describe someone who goes above and beyond the definition of an absolute and total slut. infact the word copping is just a category of whore all in its own.

for example, there is the kind of whore who will suck your dick in a packed movie theatre while everyone watches. and then there is a copping

by CHATED June 3, 2009

contingent factor

A fact that a bunch of other stuff hinges upon. If true, it makes lots of causally related stuff likely true and if not true, then related stuff is likely false. For example, the fact that the climate is getting warmer is a contingent factor for global warming, or the fact that the world is actually getting better, and is better than it ever has been (see Stephen Pinker, "The Better Angels of our Nature"), even though it feels day to day like a stinking pile of diseased flabby fat rolls, is a continent factor that global trade is not evil.

Being caught red handed creeping with the girl next door is a contingent factor that you cheated; it was you.

by dahlek May 23, 2017

Salt Coating

The opposite of sugar coating but equally indirect and insincere. Contrary to popular belief, you can get your point across best by not being an asshole but not being too nice either. Salt coating doesn't make a statement any more true despite claims that it is a sign of honesty. Salt coating when criticizing someone often leaves them focused on the toxic garbage words instead of the main point unless they have a strong bullshit filter. Also known as destructive criticism.

Being Honest: I didn't like the dish. It's too sweet for me.
Result: Cook takes the constructive criticism into consideration and improves the dish by making it less sweet.
Salt Coating: A drunken autistic monkey can make a better dish than a worthless shit like you! You trying to give me diabetes?!
Result: Cook is distracted by the insults instead of improving the dish and spends the rest of the time arguing with salt coater.

by The Washed Few March 8, 2019

Powder Coating

(N) when someone cums in your ass and then you turn around and fart in their face.

“He fucked me so hard, when I was done I felt like powder coating his face.”

by CarRSB November 21, 2020