cooge

old, well worn pussy

A cougar's pussy is as undesirable as cooge

by ranktude November 29, 2012

Cooger

Boogers made from semen in the nose

Girl 1:UGH!! Jake left coogers in my nose from last night!!!
Girl 2:Eww, that's nasty, eat them tho

by Pinetree32 December 19, 2019

Coogie

A word to describe something cool, fucking rad, or bomb-ass; chill, relaxed, or pretty much anything less shitty than existence

(Almost always used by some white trash douche or wannabe hipster)

2. A cum-loogie

Derrick: "Yo, your bitch sucked my dick last night and when I came in her mouth, she coughed up a coogie, and then I fucked her without a condom. I made her eat what I thought was a plan B, but it turned out to be some roofy type shit, so I just fucked her again. No condom."

Zeke: "Tf!? You Cosbyed my wife?"

Derrick: "Yea broski! That bitch was beggin for this one-inch-punisher!"

Zeke: "..."

Derrick: "You mad?"

Zeke: "Nah, its coogie bro. Thots gon be thots."

Derrick: "..............You fucking weird man!"

by Coogie Rudy June 27, 2018

Coogerouga

A word used by Mike Halo wishing that he had that as his last name. Also referred to as Cooterouga.

Mike is a coogerouga.

by Ryan Bosh May 5, 2004

Cooged

When a cougar sucessfully stalks and captures its prey(younger guy). Usually the coog-ee will be too distracted by tits and/or ass to articulate this, but the friends that he leaves behind will most likely remark on their bro getting cooged.

Sexy Lady: Hey Chaz, do you want to come do some unimportant task privately with me away from your friends?
Chaz: Sure, (to friends) I'll see you guys later.
You Guys: Damn bro, Chaz just got cooged.

by WDEagle December 24, 2010

coogalaboogoogoogoo

A busted down ratchet ass ho

you a fuckin coogalaboogoogoogoo

by bitchass nigga jeff May 15, 2014

coogeen

A "Coogeen" is just like a guido except he's failing at it. They're not buff enough, witty enough, prosperous enough, or macho enough. Think of those guys from, 'Night at the Roxbury', they're guido wannabes. They're dim witted, rather dweeby, and make a lot of stupid mistakes. They sorta got the guido lingo down and fashions except their outfits are even tackier and cheaper.

Hey, Dawn, tell Dominic I'm NOT going out Sal's friend, he's a coogeen!

by Maed Dowg May 16, 2016