cooch goblin

A cooch goblin is a man or woman who will only eat the pussy. There soul goal in life is to eat the pussy.

Kenzie eats so much pussy they call her a cooch goblin

by MamaBear420 March 28, 2016

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wookie cooch

Vagina that is so hairy it seems to be alive and doing the wookie call, hence "wookie cooch."

"Man, that bitch got a wookie cooch bro."

by nikolusscar December 21, 2011

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cooch syrup

The female ejaculate. It is sometimes mistaken for urine by the amateur; however, this sugary sweet nectar resembles the simple syrup you would use to make a delightful mojito.

Aubrey's girl was riding him so hard she squirted all over him and before cleaning himself up he used a long straw to suck the cooch syrup out of his belly button, savoring every last decadent drop.

by Tittsmcgee June 28, 2018

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Rhino Cooch

Opposite of a WAP, a very dry coochie.

Hey, stay away from Kaitlyn, I heard she got a rhino cooch.

by CoeurMarie February 17, 2021

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The Crusty Cooch

The best place to get canned coochie in the sea! Get it pickled or deviled, or bvb get a good ol diet cannaed coochie. Now with the release of "Canned coochoe 2" there is now three now flavors! "Stepsister", "Cheatin mama", and "cherry"! (Uncle al yt inc isnt responsible for any injury or sex assault)

"Lets head outta here and go to the crusty cooch for a quick munch. After that let's fuck in the bathrooms." -Natt Peterson

by Пепси человек January 12, 2021

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