Michigan Condom

When the male chews gum 5 to 10 minutes before sex. The male then spits out the gum wraping it around the penis and proceeding to use it as a condoms. (Works for gay sex too!)

Person 1.: My pubes are so sticky

Person 2: whys that

Person 1: I let a stripper michigan condom me

by AddyDaddy1234 December 21, 2020

no condom zone

fuck zone without condom.

The no condom zone is even better than the fuck zone.

by kfnks74grahzbfgjsfg January 6, 2013

condomfetti

mass quantites of condoms (new in wrappers) are thrown around like confetti at a party.
a fairly disgusting concept. one should avoid any party where condomfetti will be thrown around.

Bill and Bob thought it would be a great idea to get some condomfetti for the party they were planning, thinking it would lead to many "happy endings". however, they neglected to realize how hard it would be to clean up all the condomfetti after the party and had some explaining to do when their parents came home.

by pb foot January 17, 2010

Concord high school

School run by the mob that is the admin. Very suspicious stuff going on with the principal, superintendent and teachers. Just google it.

Concord high school... we made it to the Boston globe...to showcase our sexual predator teacher

by 603lord October 28, 2019

condokiddie

Mostly a kid who is 10-14 years old, uploads or plays an roblox sex games.

Me: ayo what ur doing condokiddie-
Someone 11 yr old: playing roblox condos for hot pussy-

by bobuxman27626718 June 22, 2023

cardboard condo

A cardboard condo is a box that a homeless person, bum, hobo or transient sleeps in.

I saw homeless person sleeping in a cardboard condo just off of Burnside street.

by Paul Della Valle August 26, 2004

Metaphorical Condom

A person that protects you from certain situations.

Person 1:Omg thank you so much for penetrating that group of people for me!

Person 2: No problem best bud.

Person 1:lol i guess you're my metaphorical condom.

by CatnAna June 16, 2010