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Condolations

an expression of surprise and confusion, especially on the occasion where a good thing happens at the worst timing
Oh, you got remarried at your husband's funeral? My Condolations!
by MoodMechanic November 15, 2022
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Concocktion

A tale a transgender person uses to con or mislead a male to believe they are of the opposite sex.
He used an elaborate concocktion to con him into believing he had no cock.
by Bobby Fissure June 12, 2023
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convection erection

Pulling a turkey out of the oven and fucking it
Yeah i was at my family’s thanksgiving and got a huge convection erection thinking about last year but with grandma having passed only yesterday i quickly got soft.
by ZynFlynn69 August 23, 2023
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Conviction

Often seen as the sexual kink of philosophies in the eyes of society (often used to describe to religion, politics, drugs, war, rock & roll, and rap), a conviction is the opposite of eviction, which is the physical (or psychological) exodus of self or ideas. Meaning, it is not a belief one can simply let go of, and the more honest people from every culture and background often die for it, or live long enough to speak against it! The one's that gain the most ground, are the one's that kill the least... at least, supposedly...
"Mormon's are *oh SO* convicted that they send their own adolescent descendants to become missionaries."

"According to Wikipedia, Rage Against the Machine band members often referred to themselves as 'Guilty Parties' for each album. If we were to take them at their word, they are aware of the weight of their convictions when they wrote their songs... that's why they chose to sing it instead of the alternative..."

"One great irony in science is it acknowledges it's limitations, and yet scientists defend it's despite being bound to the convictions of their own minds and bodies. Their convictions are just as strong as the religions they claim to hate, and the religions hate them back with equal hypocrisy."
by ShelShokSherlok March 11, 2024
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Consolation Trip

A trip that your parents bring you on to make up for the trip they previously brought your other siblings on without you.
Daughter to parents: You brought my sisters to Mexico! Now I deserve a consolation trip.
by Stanksucka D April 1, 2024
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concoction

"she fed the pill bug a concoction of mashed up apples and paper"
by Ohnocringeasl April 20, 2024
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Concocktion

Making your own mixed drank.
For ex; leftover 4 loko, mikes beer little vodka with coffee or my slurpie! Mmm at 9am
Wanna try this concocktion?

Heck yes.buzz buzz
by Pour da sea oe. April 29, 2024
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