I signed the contract.

To have no chance to do something else because you already have compromises ..especially you have to work next day and you can't have a big party!

I signed the contract.

A: Hey Mike!! Why don't we have a couple of beer tonight!
B: Sorry, I can't. I signed the contract!

by Allan García February 4, 2009

Zero Hour Contract Dad

In a similar context to the employment contract.
A zero hour contract dad is a father who is forced to adhere to limited hours with their child/children while in fear of being released from their "contract" basically having their child access stopped by a controlling mother.

"I just dont find it fair. Shes treating me like a zero hour contract dad. Giving me such short hours to see my kids and if I am unable to come to hours dropped on me at the last minute she stops my access"

by David newington April 13, 2020

no contact contract

A term that is used in which a female has a sugar daddy froma distance. There is no contact. But the contract signifies the money.

Person 1: 'yo she got a no contact contract'
Person 2: 'lucky hoe'

by Hiimpaul021 November 27, 2017

Exploitative Contracts

Did I release you guys from exploitative contracts and you guys sat their and left me in a cage!? WOW GUYS! THAT! That is messed up!

Hym "I wonder if... These clowns are getting out of exploitative contracts because of me and then cutting me out of it... Because that's a possibility... Wait! Am I the Jack!? I'm either the Jack or the Chuck... Hmmm... Either way! YOU LEFT ME IN A CAGE YOU ASSHOLES! I'M STILL THERE! NOW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? Bad! Bad heralds of galactus... You guys are not setting up the planet for my consumption..."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023

Contract

Legal exemption clause. Mine is superordinate to all other contracts. Any laws or legislation intended to circumvent the terms of service fall under the "imaginary caveat" clause.

Hym "No that's not the contract. You shut the fuck up. And fuck your kids. Have a nice day. Ok?"

by Hym Iam September 24, 2025

Hoodie contract

A deal or scam that appeals to a person's pride or self-image, but is not worth the cost. Refers to the uncustomized exclusivity contracts often offered to smaller streamers by platforms such as twitch, youtube, or discord. These deals often come with a branded hoodie and the prestige of being a platform affiliate, but are unlikely to be financially worth pulling streams and content from all other platforms.

I know it's a hoodie contract, but having a master's degree would look great on my resume.

by hoodiecontract September 10, 2020

Contract

A legal agreement

Zaid signed his life away by signing a contract. Now he has to fuck Hamza.

by Zaid123 November 8, 2022