Hillbilly central

Rural lane county and douglas county, oregon

Guy 1: where are you headed these days?
Guy 2: hillbilly central

Guy 1: where?
Guy 2: hillbilly central is rural lane county and douglas county, oregon
Guy 1: makes sense

by Sumdumho September 12, 2014

Shit Contraction

Prior to taking a dump, you get horrible pains in your stomach. Those pains sometimes get so bad that you just want to lay on the ground and get into the fetal position.

Pregnant women get contractions and they must hurt a shit load and so do shit contractions.

Duder 1: Dude, hurry up in that bathroom, I have to take a dump!
Duder 2: Hold on, I'm only brushing my teeth.
Duder 1: I'm having shit contractions, please hurry up!

by FoulMe January 4, 2012

Thug Shaker Central

"Thug Shaker Central" was the name of a discord server on which classified Pentagon documents were leaked.

"... looking for emerging threats to national security that are lurking online, like the one on Thug Shaker Central."

by Plixis April 24, 2023

Franklin Central High School

There is always something happening over at FCHS. The common sights are stoners stealing red plastic lunch trays, Antonio and his friend back at it again stealing a bathroom door from the women’s restroom, and the marching band kids literally sleeping in the Guard room or the band locker room with the instruments. Of all the things that happen at FC, there’s no doubt at least a third of it is related to drugs. One year a techie was hanging up rigging for the spring musical and almost fell to their death when the floor plating shifted leaving a hole in the skywalk. Less than half way into the year there have been 3 drug busts also someone was kicked off the bus and had the police called on them a few seasons ago for trying to bring a colour guard rifle on the bus. They were later almost tackled by the school police after driving to school because the bus refused to take them. Once me and a friend of mine may or may not have let a rabbit lose in the school and have yet to find it; however we have found a total of 7 mice in this year alone as well as 2 bats. Also there’s a blowjob hallway.

“Where are you getting all this piping hot tea sis?”
“Oh just the no sleep school known as Franklin Central High School.”

by phobetor._ September 30, 2018

congrasturbating

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing only the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

congrasturbating - what your congress did today

by Jon Stewart the twntyfourth April 30, 2013

congrajewlations

It's when you congratulate your jewish friends.

- Hey Joshua, congrajewlations on your wedding with Sarah! Mazel tov!

by WordWhiz September 19, 2015

Central Arkansas Christian CAC

A private, Christian school in north Little Rock. CAC takes pride in their students looking like they are 'good' people. A student cannot have attraction towards their own gender (which is different than homosexuality) or they will be kicked out. There are many other specifications that a student must 'be' or follow. The president and principle of CAC takes pride in making sure every student looks like a perfect person. A person was asked to leave after people joked that he would shoot up the school and the president, Dr. lambert harassed him for it, assuming that he was guilty. African-Americans are also called the "N" word there, people are very racist to them, even some of the teachers. The school is very messed up in many ways. I really can't wait for them to be publicly exposed (for the sake of all things Holy, lol).

Person#1: "I will be transferring to Central Arkansas Christian CAC"
Person#2: "But you're black??? Don't you know you'll hate it?"
Person#1: "I hear that they try to represent Christ and accept everyone, right?"
Person#2: **Rolling on the ground laughing** "Get a clue"!

by your real name. May 1, 2020