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Continuim Transfunctioner

(this is the proper spelling)
1. A very mysterious & powerful device whose mystery is exceded only by its power
2. The missing object of attraction by many in a movie titled "Dude, Where's My Car?"
Have you seen the Continuim Transfunctioner!?
by Dave Buckland October 24, 2006
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continental breakfast

n.

1. A small breakfast consisting of coffee and a roll or bran muffin, named so not for continental airlines (as popularly believed), but rather, because coffee coupled with a bran muffin tend to make one have to defecate, close to the point of <i>incontinence</i>.
The continental breakfast they offered really made me have to crap.
by Sommy September 8, 2004
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continuitous

Inperpetual continuity - - -- ously
I created a continuitous timeline in the storyline.
by MABECORP March 4, 2010
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continental™

While engaging in vaginal sex, you pull out your dick and procede to stick it in her ass and then back to the vagina. This is repeated as many times as necessary in order to receive the full effect of the continental™. The conclusion of the continental™ is preceded by the slogan, "Oh, what a lovely tea party."
by DEEZ February 26, 2004
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pwn continuum

1. The all-encompassing existence of pwnness.

2. The succession of all words and phrases relating to the word pwn.

ORIGIN

Created by Justin and Mike during a trip to Ohio in July of 2005.
"You must respect the pwn continuum."

The originally created pwn continuum includes the following words:
Own/Owned
Pwn/Pwned
Al Capwn/Al Capwned
Cornpwn/Cornpwned
e-pwn/e-pwned
by Machaira July 26, 2005
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continent

One of the principal land masses of Earth, including Africa, Antarctica, Asia, North America, Europe, Australia, and South America.
Earth consists of seven continents.
by Gfunk January 18, 2006
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Intra-continental ballistic football

A football that is launched from the arm of Brett Favre that travels from one continent to another.
Brett just threw an Intra-continental ballistic football from Green Bay to Afghanistan. Osama got hit in the junk.
by Ade Goudreau October 9, 2007
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