scrotum conquers

playing conquers with the scrotum until ones sac is so sore they give up oruntil it falls off.

phil has no balls after he lost to jennings

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

The rot consumes

A way of saying nevermind.

''Bro my dog got hit by a tractor!''
''Well, the rot consumes.''

by Crack the toaster April 1, 2023

consumer

a jungle music producer in Arizona

"consumer sucks"

by Anonymous February 23, 2004

Cat consumer

A cat consumer is a person who despite having a multitude of choices cannot make up their mind. It can relate to an abundance of clothes / food etc.
Opposite to dog consumer

A: What should I wear to the party? I have nothing fancy enough!
B: You're such a cat consumer! You have at least three dresses that match the occasion!

by EVcrazy December 18, 2019

Dog consumer

A dog consumer is a person who will accept anything they're offered. They are easy-going, adaptable people.
As opposed to cat consumer

A: Do you want white, red, prosecco?
B: I'm a dog consumer, just pick something and I'll have it!

by EVcrazy December 18, 2019

Confubersion

The perplexed look of Uber customers on sidewalks staring at your car at a red light, trying to decide if you're their Uber driver or if it's a different blue Honda Accord they're supposed to get into.

The tourist couple approached the tan sedan at the red light and were reaching for the door handle of what they thought was their Uber driver's car. Hesitating to open the door, they were clearly struck with confubersion.

by Grant Rampus November 9, 2016

Consumer

A move where a male ejaculates into a female's navel and proceeds to lick out his own jizz.

He gives a simply erotic consumer!

by KJ April 8, 2004