morning constitutional

While most might think of a early morning walk when hearing this term, the term morning constitutional can also be used to define what happens when someone has to take a early morning bowel movement.

Samuel took a newspaper in to read during his morning constitutional.

by Sam Goodspeed August 30, 2006

Constitutionalist

How Republicans, smart enough to know that the Republican Party platform is an embarassment, refer to themselves.

Mom, why do Constitutionalists always vote exactly the same as Republicans?

by Truckdriver March 21, 2010

Constipulate

To say you beleive something to be true. Can also mean to extrapolate, assume or estimate. Can also be changed into phrases like Constipulated, Constipulation, Constipulatory, etc.

"I constipulate that a Llama is the same weight as a chicken."

by Helen (Pinky) February 9, 2008

constitution act, 1982

That time when Canadas Balls dropped and told Britain to fuck off.

The constitution act, 1982 was fucking lit dog.

by ABowlOfChowder1234 April 21, 2018

Constituted Authority

Phrase used by a politician to demand respect from protesting citizens when he forgets he got into office through their votes.

Former governor of Oyo(southwestern state in Nigeria) addressed students of Ladoke Akintola University protesting against the continued closure of the university reminding them that he is the "constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"

by Bouf daddy October 9, 2020

intellectually constipated

Someone who is mentally incapable of thinking for himself. Someone who has shit for brains but can't even use the shit.

Hey that guy has shit for brains. No he doesn't it's worse he is intellectually constipated .

by Anton Doos May 3, 2016

consider her assassinated

when someone is so fine you forgo the usual "I'd hit it".

*gorgeous pictures appear on facebook"

Dewd 1: DAAAMN.
Dewd 2: Consider her assassinated.

by Can Doghlan May 29, 2008