concision

1) Concise in quality
2) The state or quality of being Concise
3) Very concise, having great precision
4) The act of making something Concise
5) Terse or concise in speaking, expressing much in a short amount of words

Archaic: Cutting off, or making apart

Office Worker 1:I do Concision of documents here.
Office Worker 2: Bullshit, Concision isn't even a word.
Office Worker 1: I hate you.
Office worker 2: Succintly stated.

by Infamous Lunchbox April 5, 2008

perfect condition

An ill suited definition for an item desperately advertised for sale on any sort of public forum such as ebay, Craigslist or comparable sites. Usually this POS has more scratches and dents than a demolition derby jalopy. For some reason buyers find this description appealing when seeking to acquire an item at a bargain basement price. Perfect condition is generally used when all other advertised adjectives have failed to secure a sucker buyer.

Phosphorus green Pottery Barn sofa for sale in perfect condition and ready for a new home.

by KImCobain February 11, 2015

Concierge

The Winnipeg equivalent of a geisha.

A concierge is trained in the art of fanciness and pleasure.

by Mercy Mercy Mild June 27, 2011

Conditional Bitch

Person who does things only if others do, showing no independence of thought.

I’m in…..lets see who wants to go first….so who’s in?

Decide for yourself Conditional Bitch.

by Lirone1234 January 5, 2009

conditional friend

Also Good Time Charlie

Yeah, Mike's my conditional friend. As long as I have an extra girl to throw at him, he'll hang around.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 6, 2004

Concieted

1) The incorrect spelling of "Conceited"

Which Means
2) Excessively high opinion of one's self or ability
3) An elaborate or strained metaphor

One who thinks he or she is beautiful, is concieted. <--(Which is Spelled Wrong)

by Mike Schaefer February 10, 2009

the human condition

That we as humans are aware of our own mortality.

Struggling with death anxiety is just part of the human condition.

by dj alfa September 13, 2007