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confuddle

Merge of the words 'confused' and 'befuddle.'

Origin unknown; I have claimed to have created it before to my friend, who had also claimed the same.
This class confuddles me.

I am confuddled.
by Rabid Nozomi January 19, 2007
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Confirmed Wavy

When someone does some Ye shit, they are Confirmed Wavy. Often substituted by the wave emoji (🌊)

My boy, Kidthony Cudtano leaked Yandhi. He Confirmed Wavy.
My boy, Kidthony Cudtano leaked Yandhi. He Confirmed Wavy.
by Lord Popsicle April 25, 2019
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confnaw

a nickname for gangsta buddies and pals that are totally gay and stupid, and named conrad, with a middle name of fox. if you know someone named conrad fox ____ then they are probably a confnaw or a confag.
confnaw goddammit, u aint neva gonna go out with that awesome girl hollyn. she is kewl, and u don't even deserve the nickname of confnaw. ur so gay and stupid that we should call u confag instead of confaw. ok confag?
by queermoheru January 11, 2009
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Confusebooking

When an individual proceeds to change his or her status to a confusing statement or phrase that leaves the reader with questions of either the authors state of mind or motive.

This usually applies to Facebook, but could be applied to any social media network.
Steve: Dude, what is up with Bill?

Thaddeus: Nobody knows man. He's confusebooking again.

Example Status:

Bill: sometimes when you see a turtle inside of a balloon the type of sandwich available is located in the dryer. it is then that you must realize that kangaroos do not drive pixie sticks but instead turn lamps into a large man with a mustache. if this occurs within 5 feet of a small child a bell will sound, alerting all ninjas named by an orchestra to form a step team in their respective neighborhoods.
by DeviousWaffles February 5, 2010
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Confuculated

A combination of the words Confused, Fucked Up and Complicated. It can be used to describe a situation, or a mental state or emotion that you might be feeling. It can also be used to describe friends and pets who are out of whack.
Life is getting SO confuculated lately!

Why is this test so confuculated?

My friend got everything all confuculated, now I have no idea what's going on!
by Lazuli333 October 4, 2010
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Confused Jouster

Medieval term used to describe the ‘reverse cowgirl’ position. Used prior to the invention of the word ‘cowgirl’.
Forsooth, friend Catesby! Yon wench passed the previous evening in my chambers where she attempted a manner of copulation quite astounding. As she crouched astride my manhood, I could only imagine the poor woman to be akin to some sort of confused jouster mounting their steed in reverse.
by EvilBiscuit June 17, 2013
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Conforny

I want to bang this chick but she’s my best friends wife...I’m so conforny
by Ninoccccc September 7, 2019
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