Miranda Comparison

Comparing two things which are obviously not alike.

*whilst scuttling along the floor*
Person 1: I feel like a crisp!
Person 2: Dude, such a Miranda comparison.

by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme September 19, 2011

sharing compoting

when ever anything done by you with lots of efforts get spoiled..

this word is used in program where the dam got broken....
an engineer said it with shock "sharing compoting".

by X-caliber September 22, 2009

Cloud Computing

Nothing special, only good for text. The best way of storing data out of the way from your personal computer, but a very bad idea and very expensive since computers these days aren't just tools. They are personal datacenters for music, video, etc. and Cloud Computing is only good for low quality media and basic text which computers have been doing that since the 1980's. Everybody says its great because it is secure and stored away from you and I agree, but really. Its not.

Music producers and Multimedia experts will face nothing but disappointment when using cloud computing. If you write stories and just want to save your stories away from your computer and access them from anywhere, then its fine, but really. Having your stuff on the internet, encrypted with a password doesn't mean security can be broken. It can.

by judenihal January 25, 2010

Atkin Comparison

Comparing the playing of music to food. Named after the nearly-famous conductor, Alan Atkin.

Not to be confused with the Atkins diet.

Conductor: I want some dark chocolate violin notes!
Players: That's a real Atkin comparison!

by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme September 19, 2011

collaring

when a negged woman grabs the man by the collar and threatens physical harm.

After her negged her, she started collaring him.

by colllared May 12, 2018

exaggerated comparison

the act of useing an obsine amount of something as an act of comparison

(dude working at a construction site) Dude why did you cut the board 2 inches short. (supervisor walks up) More like like 50 yards short. (other guy) Now thats an exaggerated comparison.

by Mr. Get It Done July 18, 2009

compassing

The action of holding out your smartphone while glancing between it and your surroundings frequently in order to have a sense of navigation much like a person using a compass. The most annoying cases is when the "compasser" is walking in a public settings and sometimes bumps into others or grins shamelessly at whatever is on their screen.

Compasser: *GRIN* LOL!
Dude 1: Watch out man, you spilled my drink!
Compasser: uh-huh, sorry... *GRIN*

Dude 1: Can you believe that asshole?
Dude 2: Yeah, what a dick.
Dude 1: Total compassing no-life.

by ihatepeopleonsmartphones April 27, 2013