The Charbonneau Commission

(La Commission Charbonneau in French, and named after Lise Charbonneau, a high-ranking Quebec provincial-level prosecutor)

a special investigative commission set up in the Canadian province of Quebec to deal with our conscruption-industry

IMHO not only the mafia, but some of our Quebec politicians should be investigated, de gracie regina, by The Charbonneau Commission.

by Sexydimma February 15, 2017

fantasy football commissioner

Someone who isn’t shady

Seth and Oliver are good fantasy football commissioner because they play fair.

by Bigo1233 November 30, 2017

fucked outta commission

when something is broken so bad it cant be fixed

bobby " i done drove earls tractor into the ditch and blowed er up"
Ricky "well it's fucked outta commission now you unintuitive fucknut"

by diggymac March 1, 2018

Anti Cunt Commission

We are the future we must cleanse every man on this planet and be rid of this disgusting nature. We Hate Pussy! We Hate Twat! We Hate Cunt!

I haven’t smashed up a love tunnel in months you think I can apply for the Anti Cunt Commission?

by HESKEY97 June 26, 2021

Nothing you are doing is commensurate with anything I said

You're not winning a conflict against me. You're not doing my strategy by doing this to me. To the extent that people ARE doing it they are thriving and surviving. But this is not that. You are trying to add parameters to my situation that do need to be there and you have no right to impose. Because I framed whether or not your kids were murdered by the weaponized schizophrenia as a game that we either both win or we both lose and WE FUCKING LOST because of you and NOT ME. Or broke even at least. I mean, I need the 3rd party verification to do any more than I did and all you did was tell people that I was lying for attention.

Hym "Nothing you are doing is commensurate with anything I said. This isn't whatever the hell you are trying to call it and it is, in fact, the thing I said it was."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025