comeytize

The act of noting everything that you said and heard after you have a conversation so you cover your ass preventing troublem

After my conversation with the Police Officer , I sat in my car and comeytized everything.

by Entomological Estaban September 14, 2017

comeytose

Going through life of or in a state of deep unconsciousness for a prolonged or indefinite period, only to awaken in the middle of the night feeling queasy to mildly nauseous, deciding to get one’s classified memos out by asking a close friend to give them to a NYTimes reporter.

"Lordy", he's sitting up in bed again clutching at his tummy - yeap, he's comeytose alright!

by SpartannSir June 14, 2017

Comey Memo

Contemporaneous notes or emails drafted immediately after a one-on-one conversation or meeting with an untrustworthy person who you expect will later lie about what was said in that conversation, and which are stored for future reference, to be possibly used at trial or in other official proceedings.

Holy shit! The boss just asked me to do some shady, unethical things. I need to send a 'Comey memo' to myself in case they later try to throw me under the bus for following through.

by Zayander November 18, 2019

Conley

A very handsome guy who treats women right and is depressed but is loved and cared for and cares for them too

That handsome bitch is conley

by spazzerino July 16, 2021

Colley

He the reason someone smile today,a very humble person,he make you happy no matter how bad you treat him.He try to smile even when he feel sad.He love everyone even when no one love him, because he know being kind is not an option.He is the symbolism of everythings or anything that make someone happy.

1.I find my "colley" today means I find my "reason to smile" today
2.you are my "colley" means you are my everythings
3.I feel "colley" today means I feel "happy" today

by Duendebrus November 25, 2021

coleynt

the best streamer ever, the sweetest small streamer out there. Coleynt interacts with his fans. Coley will thank you for your follow and thank you for your sub. Coley reads her chats, coley talks in their discord. Coley is also married to his best friend Phora, they got married on stream and posted it on youtube. Coley has a cat named acorn she’s a orange cat and “loves” to be on coleys streams. Coley has reached 1.9k on twitch soon coming to 2k, all of their fans are very proud. Coley we love you <33

Coley stan: “Coley is great!”
person: “Who’s coley?”
Coley stan: “THE BEST STREAMER EVER!”
person: “I WANNA WATCH COLEYNT”

by morganisverygreat December 22, 2021

coleynt

coley is a cool variety streamer who streams on twitch! coleys morals are weed pussy money:) coleynt has lots of stans who give her lots of money and thirst traps!! also scottish btw

i love coleynt

by dinyy February 10, 2022