come to jesus 

Getting called on the carpet, dressed down, or otherwise chewed out in a severe manner. Usually used in conjunction with "meetin'" (meeting)

He was late one too many times, so the old man dragged him in the office for a "come to jesus meetin'".

come to jesus by Big Bob July 28, 2004

come guzzler 

One who ingests large quantities of seminal fluid

She is a come guzzler

come guzzler by Kecox January 15, 2014

Come hitler 

When Hitler winks at you seductively hint at you to go towards him

Come Hitler my dear.

Come hitler by Pkthtguy December 12, 2016

come chew up on my bubblegum 

smoke someone's weed

Yo, come chew up on my bubblegum.

come chew up on my bubblegum by tripn4 January 6, 2012

come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh 

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!

Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"

come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh by charlie dick(onson) February 14, 2012

come get your grape juice 

When one finds their partner of over a year has a fetish that was not know before.

Origin - Reddit

"I just found out my fiance likes anal!"
"Hell yea bro! Come get your grape juice!"

come get your grape juice by gas_pumper December 3, 2014

come undone 

When something hits you out of left field and you can't help but cry. An unexpected solemn event that tends to swell up sad feelings.

Something about the way she said "goodbye" made me come undone.

come undone by daniel April 20, 2005