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Cubicle Coma

When you wake up and feel engergized but as soon as you enter the work place, a wave of exhaustion runs over you and you have trouble staying awake for the rest of your work day. Amazingly, once you leave the hellish work atmosphere, you suddenly feel energized and ready to run a marathon.
As soon as I sat down at my desk this morning, cubicle coma came over me and I immediately passed out. An IV coffee drip could not pull me out of it but as soon as I walked out to go home, I felt like I could do an iron man.
by MDermy August 20, 2010
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Poop Induced Coma

When you are physically exhausted, you feel like your going to collapse from physical fatigue. Your legs hurt, your back hurts, your entire body aches. Then you go and take a massive dump and feel completely energized like you were never tired in the first place.
Victim: Dude I am so exhausted, I dont even know why!
Friend: Bro take a dump, it may be a Poop Induced Coma, Commonly known as P.I.C.
15 mins later: Victim: Bro I feel wonderful, you were right I had P.I.C.
by Preach Knowledge October 21, 2005
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Weed-Induced-Coma

Smoking weed to make yourself sleep, or smoking yourself to sleep...Or just smoking too much and passing out. Good ones.
I smoked my self into a weed-induced-coma last night.
by ChillorFly December 17, 2011
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Grease Coma

The feeling of sleepiness you get after eating a large, greasy meal. Can also effect your ability to work and may cause you to "put it in neutral".
"After Myke and Curt came back from Tuckers, they became victims of the Grease Coma"
by DeltaP42 January 8, 2009
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Carson coma

A person whose face and behavior make you think that they are either falling asleep or on some drug. The person is characterized by soft speech, half open eyes and an inability to hold up one's head. Behavior seen with presidential candidate Ben Carson.
After such a large lunch, I fell into a Carson coma during math class. The teacher kept calling on me because I looked like I was nodding off.
by joecoolthefool August 1, 2016
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Sushi Coma

The feeling one has after a binge of all-you-can-eat sushi. Most cases, it's difficult to walk afterwards and one will normally fall asleep if seated/lying somewhere comfortable.
"Oh, my sushi coma is killer this time!"
"My sushi coma was so bad, I couldn't study and fell asleep instead!"
by dingodora December 7, 2012
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Internet Coma

When you are sitting on your couch, feet up on the coffee table, laptop on your lap. 4-10 hours later you are in an entirely prone position with your legs off the edge of the coffee table and your head on the seat cushion. You become completely unresponsive to your surroundings.

Loss of peripheral vision, amnesia, severely reduced motor function ability, and drooling with one eye closed are common symptoms.
I got online this morning to check my email and mess around on facebook for a bit. Next thing I know it's 7pm, my legs are totally numb, and I have this nasty trail of dried drool down my chin. That internet coma completely ruined my day!
by Joe Salone December 28, 2010
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