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monster cologne

when you stick your finger (middle is best) as deep as possible to the bottom of your bellybutton, rim out all the perspiration/fabric lint, then wipe behind each ear
When I asked her what she found most irresistible about me, she said it was my monster cologne.
by purple pellets January 26, 2022
mugGet the monster colognemug.

crapper cologne

A type of cologne usually found in dispensers in nightclub bathrooms; they are frequently used by men who believe thay are about to get lucky.
Woman 1: Hey, why didn't you go with that one guy?

Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!
by nhojaskfniau November 22, 2009
mugGet the crapper colognemug.

Cologne

High quality weed that has a strong smell.
My Cologne illegal in nine countries.
by M1ster w1gulz May 30, 2021
mugGet the Colognemug.

Cologne

“let’s just say I got on the bed and he sprayed cologne on me.”
by nctlover December 14, 2021
mugGet the Colognemug.

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