Derived from a botched spelling of calander, clender arose to be able to keep track of the number of women one picks up and the deeds performed with said woman.
The scoring is as follows: 1 point for a hookup, 2 points for oral, 3 pts for sex. If one sleeps with a woman, he only gets points for that, thus earning a 3.
The scoring is as follows: 1 point for a hookup, 2 points for oral, 3 pts for sex. If one sleeps with a woman, he only gets points for that, thus earning a 3.
Core and I picked up those two girls at Rock Lobster, brought em back to my place and did the deed thus earning 3 clender points each.
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Also referred to as Clen, people who abuse this drug typically do it for its slimming effects. It is a stimulant similar to ephedrine, only much longer-lasting. When taken daily, the abuser can lose up to ten pounds in two weeks.
Clen is rumored to be very popular in Hollywood, especially slim It-girls. Nicole Richie and Ashlee Simpson are among those that have allegedly used Clenbuterol to lose weight.
I just got these new Clenbuterol-pill thingies from my stylist, and she says they're gonna help me fit into my 00 Karl Lagerfeld gown. Don't worry! I'm still gonna throw up what I eat, too. Paris will be so jealous!
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I was going to go down on this broad I just met, but I saw she had a very large clit, I would call it a clenis maximus
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