Duncan Hills Coffee

a song written by the band known as Dethklok. It was performed at Batsfjord, Norway where over 300,000 fans attended to hear the single be performed live. Fans signed "pain waivers" before attending this concert due to its brutality. The song was written for the Duncan Hills Coffee Corporation. According to the Frontman Nathan Explosion, they were there..."to make coffee metal, everything metal... Blacker than the blackest black, times infinity."

My best friend died at the Dethklok concert while listening to "Duncan Hills Coffee".

by the ibanez of death September 19, 2008

Truckers Coffee

Coffee laced with methamphetamine.

I drank some truckers coffee to stay awake for an 11-hour long haul.

by ngtc July 9, 2014

damn fine coffee

As in the cult TV classic Twin Peaks, by David Lynch, FBI Special Agent Cooper's description of his favorite drink.

Pete Martell: "How do you like your coffee?"
Special Agent Cooper: "Blacker than midnight on a moonless night."
Pete Martell: "...pretty black."

Special Agent Cooper: "MMM, that's damn fine coffee!"

by Homegrown October 12, 2005

Coffeelicious

Delicious, and full of caffeine too! So good that it makes you wake up and appreciate it all the more.

Edd: got any caffeine pills?
Jim: no, but I have this latte
*Edd drinks*
Edd: mmmmmmm, coffeelicious!

by SarahB May 25, 2005

coffee speed

A heightened sense of awareness resulting in aggressive speech pattern often answering ones own questions before a person operating at normal speed has a chance to respond.

I have a hard time talking to Johnny because he's not on coffee speed like me.

by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010

Coffinmouth

The almost inevitable consequence of a Seattle speedball. It's the noxious combination of cottonmouth and coffee breath that's foul enough to wake the dead (which, coincidentally, is what people nearby might think you're trying to do).

My boyfriend tried to kiss me this morning after taking a Seattle speedball, but his coffinmouth made me feel like I was being tongue-punched by a stoned zombie; Crest, or holy water, are recommended solutions.

by Penguigeon October 15, 2014

Dog coffee

Coffee that has gone cold or been sitting in the pot on the warmer for more than 6 hours. This is dog coffee, coffee that is only fit for a dog... although, if you are like me, you will possibly reheat/drink it anyway, because you are an addict.

i.e yesterdays brew still sitting in the pot, or a pot of coffee you enjoyed in the morning - then you get home at night and drink some more of it. Also, microwaving cold coffee turns it into dog coffee, regardless of how old it is (even if it was only made 10 minutes ago).

by Azzaazza December 31, 2008