sexual coercion

Sexual coercion is unwanted sexual activity that happens when you are pressured, tricked, threatened, or forced in a nonphysical way. Coercion can make you think you owe sex to someone

She committed sexual coercion on her best friend’s husband which lead up to their divorce.

by spiralnodes0-0 January 31, 2022

CertainlyT

CertainlyT is a shitty Riot developer who does not know what a fair or balanced champion is.

CertainlyT

Created: Yasuo, Thresh, Zoe, Darius, Kalista, Zyra, Warwick

Reworked: Mordekaiser, Graves, Caitlyn, Akali

by AsianGuy0 November 2, 2018

Certificate of Deposit

Euphimism for used toilet paper

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

certified hood classic

anything that has this quote will be a classic.

man 1: yo have you listen to this song

man 2: no why are you making me keep hering this wack songs man

man 1: but this is a certified hood classic

by Rlzonx December 7, 2021

Certified Pre-Fucked

Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours

My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.

by Dan Sikorski September 5, 2006

Thumb Count Coercion

The process of reading a definition on Urban Dictionary and finding it clever until you check the thumb ratings and see it is generally not liked. In the following moments you tell yourself it wasn't ever that funny in deep shame.

Works in the opposite sense also.

See peer pressure.

"Beat Feet ha! That's clever!
4719 negative votes? I guess it is pretty lame - and my decision to reconsider has nothing to do with thumb count coercion. It was never good. Actually, god damned awful."

"Douchebaguette is not even creative.
*Sees thumb count* Well, they did make it feminine by adding the 'ette', and simultaneously constructed a type of bread. LOL! *adds +1 to rating*"

by MyoidenRamre June 24, 2009

Birth Certificate

A Receipt for the skeet.

I was not tryna put my name on that birth certificate until we got a blood test.

by soulocutz August 26, 2011