cockweasel

1) Small memeber of the ferret genus, native to papau New Guinea
2) Member of the female sex who likes to hunt by night for the hooded trouser snake.

1) "By golly Evans! Cockweasel droppings...my guess is that we are close to the nest!"
2) "That girl is such a cockweasel, she's been down on everything but the Titanic!"

by Mike September 10, 2003

cocktale

A sot's wildly exaggerated personal account of an alleged sexual romp, spun repeatedly (with additional embellishments) to a slobbering posse of sex-deprived losers.

Uh-oh, Frank just knocked over his drink reaching into his wallet for a prop condom. Looks like he's about to spill another cocktale.

by loincloth January 12, 2008

cockmeiser

One who hoards the cock, considering it to be a special prize and something worth savoring. When referring to a male, usually alludes to homosexual tendencies, but can also mean a man who collects penis memorabelia. When referring to a female, usually refers to one who is able to handle multiple johnsons at one time, and is efficiently skilled at managing them all.

"What, you mean we are supposed to collect dildos and draw penises all over the house?" "Yep, we're training to be true cockmeisers."

"Did you hear about that chick last night sucking two dicks while taking double penetration from the ass while jerking off two black dudes?" "Ha, sounds like my ex-girlfriend! what a real cockmeiser!"

by Sigma Nu October 27, 2007

Cockteaser

An angel who may not be the hottest chick but her eyes scream "bend me over and fuck me" and her voice makes you wanna pin her against the wall by her throat

Biggest cockteaser she sat in my lap telling me what she wanted in this voice then walked away give me this seductive look

by Dominant December 31, 2013

cock tease

a fine young woman you know could give you extreme sexual pleasure but instead will leave you with a hard on and plans on how to get some box action.

mikayla tells finn all day how much she wants to smash him but denys him any rights to sex, cockteasing him constantly.

by hiphop mofo January 22, 2005

cock tease

Female who will usually make you believe your gonna get some but in the end u dont get anything.Most likely leaving you with blue balls and wanting her more badly.Most of the time this leds men to think that the girl is a bitch but in reality most teases dont give it up becaue they dont want to seem easy. Over time the guy should call and see whats up and if the girl does pick up his calls that means she doesnt just want to fuck him yet but if the girl ignores him then indeed she was a tease.

Joe: "Fuck i called her but she doesn't pick up"
Rina: "Maybe she was just a "cock tease"..if not then she might want to wait a while so you don't think shes easy, you did say tomorrow so you might want to wait or atleast give her a call to see wats up."

by donna12 August 12, 2009

cockweasel

A small North American rodent who lives under your ballsack and protects your penis in times of extreme stress.

If you bit me during this blowjob again, Im gonna release the cockweasel.

by whitepapagold February 28, 2011