Cockstruzel

An individual possessing pompous and/or excessive self-entitlement in his speech or actions whilst appearing to be a member of the metrosexual community. Either that, or they smell like/of pie. This can be used to describe or insult a mere dick or plain asshole of classic proportion, since it will also have the added effect of warning the individual that he or she is not only acting like a wrapped bag of smoked meat, but that they are also coming off as fruity as they are engaging themselves in it.

Cockstruzel

by Craysh April 27, 2009

cocksucker week

When you have to work everyday at your shitty job at the home after having the previous week off.

"This week is Heaven week! Next week is Cocksucker week!

by Gott Wood December 3, 2013

Cocksucking, Whorehousing, Piss-Bitch-Motherfucker

The greatest swear of all time, hand crafted by a rural dad in the midwest circa 1994.

(Dad cracks his toe on doorframe and proceeds to bounce on one foot and howl) "Cocksucking, whorehousing, piss-bitch-motherfucker!"

by Ken Gass June 13, 2016

cocksuck motherfuck

A cocksucking motherfucker in shorthand form

You fuckin cocksuck motherfuck!

by DudeOneMoreAndImGood November 2, 2017

Cocksucker knees

noun

Knees that have a red and/or flat mark just below them indicating someone has been on their knees for a long period of time, likely from sucking dick

You can always see his cocksucker knees in those shorts.

by wungabunga June 16, 2021

Cocksucker2001dick

A very good username

A:"What's the best username ?"

B:"It's Cocksucker2001dick !"

by Cocksucker2001dick July 12, 2022

Swooping Cocksucker

While driving on a highway with more than 3 lanes of traffic going the same direction, exiting the highway in the shortest amount of time from the travel lane furthest from the exit. (Extra points for narrowly missing drivers in the adjacent lanes while exiting!)

The exit came up so quickly while I was texting that I had to expertly perform a swooping cocksucker!

by grbjdealer July 24, 2019