cocksmith

Someone who comes home late at night after a drinking session to find their partner has once again locked them out of the bedroom.
A play on the word locksmith

The COCKSMITH slept on the couch after he failed to open the bedroom door.

by Grant Wholey September 25, 2007

Cocksmith

Taken from the word blacksmith, skilled in the art of working cocks. Also someone who is a fuckwit.

You fuckin cocksmith.

by BennieB December 31, 2006

cocksmith

a person (usually male) that is an arrogant, abusive, and inconsiderate dickhead; an unrepentant asshole or poster-child prick.2)A master asshole

That dude dating Tiffany is a real cocksmith.

by John Trimpe September 16, 2008

cockpit

Underwear

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002

Cock Spit

When you gotta piss real bad during the act of hardcore sex, but you cant piss because weird gland in your cock that stops you so when your done boneing, and able to put your girl in a yellow shower, a very, VERY thick piece of cum flies out that looks like flem.

Guy 1: Dude guess what!?!?!?!

Guy 2: What???

Guy 1: I got Cock Spit right in Jessica's ear

Guy 2:AWSOME!!!

by DoubleOh!Se7en or SgtMustard April 24, 2010

cocksmithe

a man who is good at getting laid, or if said as a insult to a man... one who loves the cock

"I went out with rusty last night and he is quite the cocksmithe."

by $DANNY_DOLLAR$ October 18, 2008

cockpit meal

A sex act performed on a commercial airline pilot by a flight attendant during flight. Typically used in a context in which the flight attendants are not fat old hags.

What's taking her so long in there? Is she delivering a cockpit meal?

by Veuve Cliquot September 26, 2009