Simple cock sock

The male equivalent of a basic bitch. A simple cock sock is a fuckboi who faps to conversations among fellow fuckbois about sports they've never even played except their 0-12 high school team or the occasional pick up game. The simple cock sock likes to talk the talk but sucks soft serve ass shit when it comes to getting laid in real life.

Lavender: "So I was talking to that guy in Philly again and I think he's finally realized he officially wants to be with me."

Matilda: "Girl, don't bother with that simple cock sock. Leave him be with his inner tube arms and toothpick legs at the gym and his gallons of fuckboi protein powder."

by Pringle Says Hello November 28, 2016

friday night cocksucker

Someone who is unbelievable rude on a Friday Night.

When you're driving on a Friday Night and someone walks in front of your car at a very slow pace, you call them a Friday Night Cocksucker.

by Ang1976 May 28, 2017

One Shoe Cocksucker

A person who when chasing down a Russian interior decorator loses one of their shoes in the snow.

Christopher Moltisanti: I'll leave you here you one shoe cocksucker!

by NewJerseyBoy August 14, 2010

cocksickle

Fill up a rubber with cum and place in freezer overnight. After freezing takes place, remove rubber for a creamy treat.

A real San Fransisco treat!

Hey Sailor, how bout a nice frosty cocksickle?

by Dirty Pig November 3, 2003

cocksucker

A highly-skilled gay man with a specialty in Oral, to whom guys eventually say "Okay, yeah, let's go!" 10-20 seconds later (sometimes less) when said skills are offered to be applied to their own throbbing, horny members...surprise, surprise! Gobble gobble gobble.

Gerg is a renowned cocksucker, and not only for his life-changing oral skills, but his elegant seductions.

by Homo4ever June 7, 2018

Calvin Cocksucker

Skinny prick that admits maplestory is his life. Cry's over a girl when rejected which is very often. Stalks the girls who he likes. Gets very mad when called "kid" also has trouble masturbating due to small penis, he is a very confident young man thinking he's cute when he's nothing close to it. He always gets bullied at school and takes it out on kids on maplestory but always ends up embarrassing himself.

Omg that kid is so ugly and thinks he's so cool he must a Calvin Cocksucker opps I meant faggot :3.

by DaJayMan August 17, 2011

cocksucker motherfucker

One who fucks his/her mother, and also sucks cock often.

Get the hell outta here, cocksucker motherfucker!

by Joe July 15, 2004