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cockholster

the mouth of anyone, male or female, who consistently spews crap
You have no idea what you are babbling about. Shut your cockholster this minute.
by Zegeroth August 4, 2007
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cockmonger

A male who constantly displays his complete and utter penis like personality and world-view in nearly every situation in which he finds himself. Specifically this attitude is exemplified by a perpetual attitude of anger and disgust with the world and how it does not simply go the way said cockmonger wishes. This attitude is usually followed up by metaphorical threats of penile rape.
Guy: So did you get that girl’s number?
Cockmonger: No, that bitch can suck my cock. This whole fucking planet can just go choke on my huge veiny cock!
by Wurde Smythe December 12, 2007
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cockmonger

Someone who can never give enough blowjobs.
Lili is a total cockmonger.
by Stevens Crew March 20, 2003
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cockmaster9000

When you and the homies are chilling, and you get to the topic of cocks and you just say cockmaster9000.
Homie #1: "hey what is your opinion on cocks?"

Me: " bro they dont call me the cockmaster9000 for nothing. Cocks 100%"
by THE COCKMASTER900 August 29, 2020
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Cockholster

by Vig February 23, 2003
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cockmonger

a person who enjoys the cock.
"you're such a cockmonger, stop sucking so hard."
by Jack Hoff September 15, 2003
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cockmaster

a pimp with the cane who gets more ass then a toilet seat
example=ralph,
"yo bitch get over here with the shit,im a cockmaster.you want a taste of my deliciousa pinga"
by ralph ahahaha December 25, 2007
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