Cockblockerage(n): 1. the active engagemant in any or all activity that significantly reduces the chances of or totally eliminates sexual intercourse, 2. a certain skillset that when applied does not allow any reproductive activities under any circumstance, 3. Kids
Your talking to a female and a so called buddy comes by a says hey aren't you married.
Cockblockerage
Cockblockerage
by mech4fedex August 30, 2009
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Person 1: I really like Don, do you think I can get him?
Person 2: Mmm... probably but I just smashed him yesterday, sorry.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, you knew I liked him! You're such a cockblocker!!
Person 2: Mmm... probably but I just smashed him yesterday, sorry.
Person 1: Oh my gosh, you knew I liked him! You're such a cockblocker!!
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Get the Cockblocker mug.Opposite of a Wingman. A person who deliberately gets in your way of scoring in attempt of them getting laid by the same lady you are going for. A player hater who won't let you get back on third base by blocking and gets you out of the game. somemone who has less of a chance of getting laid by the same lady and still decides to block you from getting laid as well.
In a room are two people engaging foreplay and the cockblocker walks in the room and physically gets inbetween the two partners preventing them from further foreplay/intercourse. I got cockblocked! partly due to hating on a player.
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Our little Stevie takes great delight in doing his best fairy imitation by getting down on his knees, unzipping zippers and providing pleasure to a vast amount of men by fluttering his fairy wings and spreading his fairy dust, all the while being the absolute best cocksucker he can possibly be!
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