Shit Cobbler

The aroma that arises when one attempts to cover up the stench of a bowel movement with fruity scented air freshener.

"Dude, did you just bake a shit cobbler?!?"

by SuperMadScientist December 25, 2011

cobber

another word for mate, commonly used amongst other people.

G'day Cobber, hows life treating ya?

by Boonga T March 21, 2003

Cobblefuckhead

An absolute eggy shit who waddles instead of walking and looks like The Penguin from Batman.

Jeffree: Harvey is so dumb. And the way he waddles makes him look like he pissed himself
Bruce: IKR! He's such a cobblefuckhead

by Mr Brucey September 6, 2016

tuna noodle cobbler

A sexual act in which a woman with a yeast infection performs oral sex on a man who has just had unprotected vaginal intercourse with her.

Dude, I had tuna noodle cobbler last night.

Yeah, I can see it all over your face.

by Grubby Beans December 5, 2014

Jacuzzi Cubbles

1. Jacuzzi bubbles made out of semen

A Jacuzzi Cubble* can be produced when two or more gay males are in a jacuzzi, and they ejaculate in the water. Any bubbles that rise to the surface thereafter are referred to as Cubbles, seeing as they are now tainted with semen.

*The word Cubble mixes the word CUM and the word BUBBLE

Timmy and Eric were having a nice time fucking each others ass in the jacuzzi, when suddenly Eric came in Timmy's asshole. The semen escaped and floated to the surface making many Jacuzzi Cubbles.

by theIZ May 24, 2010

chobblesome

To be worthy of talking about something.

Grian: Wow Impulse your base is very chobblesome.
Impulse: Thanks Grian

by FreshNosehairFromCanada June 23, 2022

Squat Cobbler

Derives from the AMC Original "Better Call Saul", which is the act of a fully clothed man sitting, and proceeding to rub the buttocks into a pie of choice, and occasionally crying, for the intent of sexual arousal.

To get out of questioning, I told them that you did a Squat Cobbler.

by AMCMcGill August 31, 2016