When three or more male persons sit in a circle, and masterbate around a single cookie, while they attempt to orgasm onto it. The last one to ejaculate onto it has to eat the cookie.
by John W. April 23, 2006
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Sean Ramon won the poop eating contest. That guy ate 30409 pounds of poop in that poop eating contest. He really loves his poop.
by JarMan September 21, 2003
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Have you been Cortesed lately?
by Party Force August 17, 2016
Get the Cortesed mug.The act of giving a blow job where the cock has been coated in a sugar candy substance. The best way to achieve said blow job is to procure a phallic sucker, like the old-school twisted suckers, and manually stimulate your partner with the sucker. Then insert cock into the vagina and enjoy the sex. Whether you finish inside or not, when you pull out have you partner return the favor and give the blow job on a cock that has a sugary coating now. It's a dirty coated BJ if you stimulate an ass instead of a vagina. It's a Sweet n Creamy BJ if you cum inside your partner.
My girl used to not like giving BJ's, but after we tried it, she only gives my candy coated blow jobs now! It's awesome, she does it sooooo much longer now.
by Allenjon576 May 2, 2013
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A pissing match is loosely defined as two or more people arguing (and quite vehemently so) over some piss ant, petty, insignificant matter.
A pissing match is loosely defined as two or more people arguing (and quite vehemently so) over some piss ant, petty, insignificant matter.
{Police officer}: So, what's going on Megan?
{Megan} Drake & Josh are having a uranating contest over who destroyed my treehouse with their model rocket. Drake says he didn't do it because he knows nothing about model rocketry -- he pronounces the word, "fuselage" as, "fyoo SELL' a jee", and Josh says he didn't do it because he's a brainiac and set the rocket's course with deadly precision.
{Megan} Drake & Josh are having a uranating contest over who destroyed my treehouse with their model rocket. Drake says he didn't do it because he knows nothing about model rocketry -- he pronounces the word, "fuselage" as, "fyoo SELL' a jee", and Josh says he didn't do it because he's a brainiac and set the rocket's course with deadly precision.
by Telephony May 22, 2016
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No,what about her?
Her name is Stella and she is a flat coated retriver.
No,what about her?
Her name is Stella and she is a flat coated retriver.
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