A drawn out and rather involved fist fight, occurring between any two individuals but most commonly between two women, or two gay men; characterized by a great deal of simultaneous twirling, slapping, hair pulling and shit talking etc.
That redhead just called that blond a whore which pissed her off, now they are doing the clusterfuckistan-fan-dance
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A: Have you heard the latest on the oil spill? B: Yeah, what a clusterfuck that's turning out to be.
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Originally a military term, but increasingly used to describe a particularly fucked up, chaotic or disorganized workplace or office situation.
Example 1:
Mike: "Hey who ran all these network cables under my cubicle? Where am I supposed to put my feet?"
Ryan: "Dude, we're putting in the new computers, we need relocate you to a desk in the basement."
Mike: "Jesus, what a clusterfuck this place is!"
Example 2:
Denise: "Be glad you missed the sales meeting today, there weren't enough chairs in the conference room and half of us had to stand, then that idiot Laura knocked over her venti Starbucks coffee all over the table. It even got the phone wet and everyone on the dial-in line got disconnected. God, what a clusterfuck!"
Brianna: "Like oh my god, total!"
Mike: "Hey who ran all these network cables under my cubicle? Where am I supposed to put my feet?"
Ryan: "Dude, we're putting in the new computers, we need relocate you to a desk in the basement."
Mike: "Jesus, what a clusterfuck this place is!"
Example 2:
Denise: "Be glad you missed the sales meeting today, there weren't enough chairs in the conference room and half of us had to stand, then that idiot Laura knocked over her venti Starbucks coffee all over the table. It even got the phone wet and everyone on the dial-in line got disconnected. God, what a clusterfuck!"
Brianna: "Like oh my god, total!"
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2. The sticky, liquid mess left over after a lesbian orgy; typically composed of lube, saliva, sweat and female ejaculate.
2. The sticky, liquid mess left over after a lesbian orgy; typically composed of lube, saliva, sweat and female ejaculate.
1. Jesus, Dan... What are you? The afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck?
2. Mark had the unsavory job of cleaning up this months afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck; although it provided him with ample masturbation fodder.
2. Mark had the unsavory job of cleaning up this months afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck; although it provided him with ample masturbation fodder.
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Different from scientific calculations, such as wind chill or heat-index, the clusterfuckfaceometer produces a much more sensational and easy to understand value. It is usually composed of 6 to 10 (but not more) people of little importance to the weather channel. This includes interns, assistants, or even the odd mailman that walks in at the wrong time. This group of people is then herded outside with no instruction. The first number within 100 degrees of the actual temperature, shouted out by a member of the aforementioned group, is then recorded.
If the process is taking too long, a meteorologist will often ask someone to shout out the balance of their bank account.
After this exercise, the clusterfuckfaceometer is then herded back inside to resume their other normal tasks.
Different from scientific calculations, such as wind chill or heat-index, the clusterfuckfaceometer produces a much more sensational and easy to understand value. It is usually composed of 6 to 10 (but not more) people of little importance to the weather channel. This includes interns, assistants, or even the odd mailman that walks in at the wrong time. This group of people is then herded outside with no instruction. The first number within 100 degrees of the actual temperature, shouted out by a member of the aforementioned group, is then recorded.
If the process is taking too long, a meteorologist will often ask someone to shout out the balance of their bank account.
After this exercise, the clusterfuckfaceometer is then herded back inside to resume their other normal tasks.
Jack: "Holy crap, feels like a hundred degrees out here!"
Joe: "YOUR WRONG! The weather channel told me it feels like 86.37 degrees out here. They just cast out their clusterfuckfaceometer."
Jack: "Well that's a pleasant improvement, yesterday they told me it felt like 86.94 degrees, and boy were they right!"
Zachary: "... What an asinine measurement."
Joe: "YOUR WRONG! The weather channel told me it feels like 86.37 degrees out here. They just cast out their clusterfuckfaceometer."
Jack: "Well that's a pleasant improvement, yesterday they told me it felt like 86.94 degrees, and boy were they right!"
Zachary: "... What an asinine measurement."
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When Ann, Keith, and Fred all posted photos on Facebook of the same rice paddy, it was a total clusterclick.
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