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Breakfast Clubbed

To have a very intimate conversation with a complete stranger who afterwords tells everyone. Debrived from the scene in The Breakfast Club were they all are talking about there gay little problems
Dude I was talking to Andy and he went breakfast clubbed me and told victoria i wanted to tap her
by Whowy110 March 30, 2010
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techno-clubbed

This is when a non-technical person gets intellectually "clubbed to death" by technical terms or geeks in meetings, making the person feel stupid or inadequate because it's not their area of expertise or interest. The techno-clubber ALWAYS talks at warp speed and is very impatient.
"Oh you know, it's when the whatzit links to the browser and then we click here and here and here and then you save it in this format and copy it to the other thing. It's easy."

"I felt techno-clubbed by that IT guy back there."
by Old but Not Stupid October 1, 2013
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Breakfast Clubbed

When something seems like it's going to be funny but then you're given the ol' one-two and it turns sad . Much like the flare gun suicide bit among the dance montages of the movie The Breakfast Club
I got Breakfast Clubbed while watching Inside Out with my kids. I thought it was going to be all fun and games until {Bing Bong} went and sacrificed himself.

I got Breakfast Clubbed at brunch with my rents. I thought life was all waffle bars and mimosas until they told me they were cutting me off. Balls.
by Bossgay March 18, 2016
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Fortune Clubbed

When you get fucked up at The Fortune Club and the next day you feel like asshole that has been burning for days and prey for death
Guy: Hey, you want to go shoot some pool later?
Friend: Hell no; I got Fortune Clubbed last night.
by DanaDanaTheEntertaina March 23, 2022
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Seal Clubber

Any person in a MMO style game who lowers their power score while still maintaining superior weapons in order to match with players who have lower weapon quality and experience thus giving them an incredible advantage.
That team has always been know as a bunch of seal clubbers.

@ghostfacekillah is the biggest seal clubber I know.
by Estu the pirate August 2, 2023
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Penis Clubber

The act of hitting your partner in the face with a penis and making seal noises.
Dude I felt like a cop the way I penis clubber ‘d her.
by ChuckSchumer February 28, 2025
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Shat clubber

Shat Clubber is a group of people that gang together to decide whats true and shit all over your life in perfect sync.
Them 2 shat clubbers shat all over me now my life is in ruins.
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