fuck me naked and hide my clothes

An expression of despair, disgust, or general dissatisfaction.

(Upon spotting a flat tire on your car when emerging from the last showing at a movie theater on a very rainy Saturday night): "Well, fuck me naked and hide my clothes!"

by jcalaw63 August 13, 2006

sans clothes

no clothes or not wearing clothes

I don't mind walking around sans clothes

by Lucasb13 March 6, 2008

Stove clothes

When your apartment is so messy that clothes are even thrown onto the stove.

"Her place was so gross. Cat poop everywhere and stove clothes"

by swedzer August 25, 2011

laughing clothes

And article of clothing, usually lounging, pajamas or lounge wear in which is considered comical or laughable to the eye.

An often misconception to relaxing clothes.

Guy: Are you wearing you're laughing clothes?
Girl: It's relaxing clothes dumb ass.
Guy: You said laughing.

by Mc Taco Taco October 20, 2007

cute feminine clothes for men

What Were You *trying* to do?

when you searched up "cute feminine clothes for men" what were you trying to do?

by iNoahguyy July 21, 2022

Pulling a Church Clothes

The act of assuming that every man on the face of the Earth wants to fuck you. The most common occurrences of this phenomenon take place in Paris.

Bro she thinks all these French men love her, she is pulling a church clothes.

by fortnite52 October 1, 2022

Its gettin cold in here so put on all your clothes

The song you sing to get rid of thots. Also a remix try to guess which song is the og song.

Thots: Hey
You: Its gettin cold in here so put on all your clothes
Thots: Vanish

by King panter March 30, 2022