blood clot

Jamaican way of saying f*ck or f*ucking.

Stop your blood clot crying!

by DangerJeff July 9, 2003

cum clot

an exceptionally stupid stump of a person, a human speed bump

"Did you see that moron cum clot walk out in front of oncoming rush hour traffic?"

by tah-dard! September 22, 2011

What the blood clot

An expresssion of confusion of jamaican origin,referencing menstrual cycles,but commonly adapted to mean "what the hell?"

Man 1:Yo man i just got this fat sack of dat dank shit
opens bag
Man 2:What the blood clot mother fucker?Dat aint no dank dat shit be dirt man

by Midgeman March 13, 2009

"cop clot"

When you are driving and you encounter a police vehicle cruising slowly, under the speed limit, and no one has the guts to pass him/her -- thus everyone slows down, won't go ahead, and a "clot" of cars is created by the cop.

"I was driving home today but got caught up in a "cop clot" that slowed me down."

by AGDrew September 29, 2008

terd clot

Constipation, being bunched up, or just unable to shit.

Damn man, I haven't been able to crap for a week...I must have a terd clot!

by Halo Kid September 21, 2003

traffic clot

The tendency of slow-moving cars to converge and prevent faster cars from getting past. Much like a blood clot, the traffic clotcan cause serious trouble unless it is treated quickly. Even on a three- or four-lane freeway, a traffic clot can occur at any time, slowing down other motorists and leading to things like road rage.

ernie: sorry i'm late, buddy, but i was making great time on the tollway until i got caught behind a traffic clot.
bernie: oh man, those suck! how many old hyundais were there?
ernie: three, plus an old couple in an avalon, a civic with go-fast decals and a fart can exhaust, and five minivans.
bernie: they need a separate lane for traffic clots.
ernie: yeah, they could call it the "by-pass!!"

by earpuller June 13, 2006

thot clot

When a group of girls slowly walk together and block the entire goddamn hallway.

Fucking thot clots.

by hi529 June 14, 2019