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Cock Block

Blocking a Male Chicken from reaching it's destination, resulting in the call "Cock Block!"
by rdpunk February 24, 2011
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cock block

Cock block a guy messing things up for another guy with a girl because he's likes her
My so called friend lee cock blocked me the other day. he really messed things up with Emma just because he likes her too
by 35cat27 November 19, 2013
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Cluck Block

When you want to eat Chic-Fil-A but it's Sunday so you can't.
Person 1: Yo man, want to go grab some Chic-Fil-A?
Person 2: That sounds great, but it's Sunday!
Person 1: Dammit, why they gotta cluck block us?!??
by TUB December 26, 2018
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Mormon Cock Block

In the middle of having sex two young Mormon men walk into the room and start to talk to you about the good word of Mormonism
I got Mormon cock blocked last, but the stuff they’re talking about is really great, you should look into it
by losers_is_me July 5, 2019
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punch line cock block

When a person not involved in telling joke interrupts the person who is telling joke, thereby flummoxing the person and causing the mistiming of the punch line.
Kevin was just about to utter “Ta-da,” the punch line, when Rob interjected with a question, only to punch line cock block Kevin.
by aretegroup July 30, 2019
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Clock blocker

A person at the workplace that is taking too long at the punch clock, and blocks you from punching in on time.
Damn, I would have been on time, but Julio, had me blocked at the punch clock. That clock blocker!
by Mr. Quackens November 15, 2013
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Cock block

When your urban Dictionary word gets denied even though it’s “pure gold
They totally Cock Blocked! My Word was amazing!
by XxxxxxUr mom lolxxxx February 18, 2019
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