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clitted

jared got clitted by david when he lost in backgammon
by david kain March 2, 2007
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clitting

The act of grooming your clit, keeping your clit groomed at all times.
Hey kelly how did clitting go? Did you use your new clitting kit while you clitted? Man, that clitting job turned out nice!
by coolestbitchalivee November 15, 2009
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Clits

Certain areas of the eyebrow that have no hair. Preferably on a male and done on purpose.
"Soulja boy's Clits are huge!"
by Crazily; Brilliant! February 29, 2008
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clit

Slang abbreviation for 'clitoris'.

A fictional vaginal area invented by Feminists circa 1963 in order to confound men in the bedroom, and therefore justify the uselessness of the male species by their inability to locate it.

Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.
"Along with the City of Atlantis, the clitoris is one of mankinds greatest myths."
by Umbongo - England January 10, 2007
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CLIT

Common Long Island Trash. A female from that location in NY, usually a greaseball accompanied by a guido. The white nigger and kike broads aren't too far behind.
Watch out for the CLITs who congregate the 4:54 a.m. train to Babylon.
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clit

why do you have a clit bruh?
by subway bob February 28, 2017
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CLIT

A CLIT is one unit of a completed CraigsList Internet Transaction. CraigsList is the global online haven increasingly used by scammers, fraudsters and perverted criminals: a haven long- known for catering to the underbelly of human trafficking, recently forced by legal action to shut down part of their operation. However, more legitimate transactions are being flagged off the service, in favor of those posted by violators in various industries.
Mom: I posted our summer house on Craigslist, it keeps getting flagged and deleted, but Vito from work posted his house, and he actually sold within 2 weeks. I am steamed.

College Student daughter: Mom, don't you know, only mob linked people get business done with Craigslist. If you do any business you get a CLIT. Some guys have thousands of CLITs.

Mom: Wash your mouth out with soap, that's vulgar.

College Student daughter: That's what' I'm telling you, more than not ppl who use Craiglist are vulgar criminals. You're lucky it was flagged or else a CLITTER could have come to the house and raped you.
by Bitsy Schalp February 5, 2010
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