the mountain climber made of dick (mcmd)

When you cum on your girlfriend and she drinks out of you penis like a straw.

"Get your face on it and suck," said johnny as he got the mountain climber made of dick (mcmd),"yeah thats right bitch." and she had a cum smoothie.

by Cockface Maguyver April 22, 2009

Tree climber

a girl who only ever goes for boys taller than her

friend 1: “have you noticed that girl rachel has only dated guys that are taller than her?”
friend 2: “yeah shes a real tree climber”

by BrieKayeD. April 26, 2023

Tree Climber

A male who doesn't mind the challenge of dating a female taller than himself.

"babygirl idgaf if you taller than me. I'm a tree climber baby"

by PeachPlugger9000 January 5, 2025

climbers chalk bag

The vaginal tundra of a post menopausal woman.

Miriam's gash is so dry it's become like a climbers chalk bag.

by Gunner854 June 18, 2023

Ice Climbers

1. To be Eskimo brothers with any member of your immediate or extended family, non-incestually. 2. Those awesome eskimos from the Nintendo game.

I just figured out my brother-in-law slept with my girlfriend in junior year of college; we are not only Eskimo Brothers, but Ice Climbers.

by idontgiveafwhaynobodysaysimhim April 26, 2023

Pole Climber

Just your average gay man

Out of all the attendees at the gay pride festival, what do you think the percentage of carpet munchers were there compared to the percentage of pole climbers was?

by Mr. Deplorable July 4, 2024

cupboard-climber

Used to describe a male who gets sexually excited after climbing into or on top of a females cupboard

Bro! Why are you hiding in the girls boarding cupboard? You're such a cupboard-climber

by fanumtaxxedme May 14, 2024