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cock climbing

When you say you are going to go rock climbing, but you actually just fuck some dude.
Luiza went to the gym to go cock climbing.
by The Handy Man February 15, 2010
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Tall Climber

A short gay male top whoms sexual preference solely includes overly tall men with which to turn into his bottom.

Similiar to the term "Tree Climber" for heterosexuals, a Tall Climber is not just a short person whom likes a tall person, it is a small person whom seeks to be the alpha male over the tall person (imagine a Chihuahua having sexual relations with a Great Dane). Contrary to natural selection and the bigger being the dominate and fully inclusive of the Napoleonic Complex, but bleeding over to sexual preferences and desires, tall climbers desire to conquer everything that is larger than themselves. A typical example of this includes bending over a military guy to turn them into a snowy mountain with which the tall climber will use to climb for 12 minutes and then eventually plant his flag upon reaching the top.
"Hey Malik, who is that guy right there that just entered our group circle and won't stop starring at you?"
"Ignore him, he's probably just a tall climber."
by SoberGinger January 14, 2018
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Clamborn

A really big boy with no scruples, love black men, semen, and disgusting pugs. Devoid of all emotion, needs constant praise, and loves to be thought of as better than others.
God, he ain't got no scroat. Such a Clamborn! Calvin!!
by Sculdugerous Rascal September 1, 2021
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clamburger

A vagina, specifically when viewed from behind in the doggy-style position.
The presence of her awaiting clamburger made Chuck drool with delight.
by Ryan A. Burke February 28, 2008
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Clamburgular

The friend in every group of guys that is envied by their friends, and often not invited out because they steal all the girls with their good looks and/ or cockblocking.
"Hey are we inviting marty out with us tonight?"
"Na man, hes a clamburgular"
by STREETBIKEtakeover April 30, 2009
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Clamber Scudd

Meaning to have caught a sexually transmitted disease or infection, one that you can only get rid off by removing the infected body part.

It is also newly adopted name for a former british member of parliament previously known as Amber Rudd. She officially and legally adopted her new name Clamber Scudd by deed poll.

While speaking with reporter for the guardian, she declared "I have never identified with my given name, and as such have decided to take the name Clamber Scudd, as I feel it reflects my inner core and being. How the fuck I became an MP is beyond me but i'll ride the gravy train for as long as I can, and if I play my cards right, I might even land a job in the EU, if not at least I have a hefty pension and a load of brown envelopes"
¨Hey man, where's Crobynov at today?"

"He's at the clinic getting himself checked. He was tapping that Clamber Scudd last week and he's worried he might have caught something."
by standards drop as we get older September 7, 2019
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Tree climber

A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber
Also see logger and ground worker
Do you like your job?
I am a tree climber!
by Lyle86 January 4, 2017
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