Click Happy

When someone clicks the mouse too many times causing the computer to freeze.

Tom became click happy when the page wouldn't load.

by Brownie Cakes May 1, 2007

click whore

An owner or author of a website or blog, who publishes sensational and/or controversial commentary or opinion (often speaking as a proposed authority on the subject) which results in a large amount of traffic to the site. Often seen in regards to grammar, etiquette or language.

He is such a click whore for those things he posted about when it is appropriate to use a salad fork.

by 22Conrad September 23, 2012

whiskey click

After imbibing spirits, whiskey click takes form as the impatient, erratic, and superfluous clicking of the mouse while waiting for a program or webpage to load. AKA - drunk clicking

After drinking Jeff's liquor, Peregrine caused a malfunction on Jeff's computer by whiskey clicking. Jeff slammed his fist and yelled "Fisher!"

by Tit Money Full January 31, 2009

click bang game

Also know as Click Click Bang, this game can be played at parties to annoy people who can't figure it out. The Host of the game will start "shooting" people by saying "bang! bang! bang!" or such and pointing (with your hand in the shape of a gun) randomly at people playing. People will then guess who died. The trick is that the first person to speak after the last bang (or click) is the one who died whether it's the host saying "who died?" or a guest saying "she died!" Later on the host can start adding more and more clicks to throw people off. Guests who haven't figured it out will think that there is some very complex pattern going on where, bangs are positives and clicks are negatives. It is important in this game to define who is playing. Best to play with 3 or more participants.

Host: Wanna play the Click Bang Game?
Guest 1: Sure!
H: BANg BANG BANG, who died?
G2: Um G3, died!.
H: No, I died.
G1: what?
H: BANG, BANG-BANG-BANG... BANG!
G3: WTF!
H: Who died?
G1: I died?
H: No, G3 died. BANG BANG CLICK CLICK CLICK.... BANG!
G2: What?! Clicks? That's not fair!
H: Who died?
G1: I think I died, but I don't know why...
H: No.
G3: 3 Bangs, minus 3 Clicks equals... you died?
H: No, G2 died!
...

by vexis26 October 3, 2008

do not click here

A phrase I made up that has been proven to be ineffective

See above

by kwang May 21, 2003

Mouse-Click Activism

Political and social action through activities such as signing Internet petitions, clicking on "click to give" sites such as The Hunger Site, posting the color of your bra on Facebook as a way to raise awareness of breast cancer. Arguably either pointless and self-indulgent or tech-savvy, next gen activism.

Two typical examples of mouse-click activism: The Hunger Site, where advertisers agree to contribute funds towards food relief based on the number of clicks per day on the site. Each visitor can be counted for only one click per day. Results are reported each day in number of cups of food for which funds were raised by clicks that day. An example of an Internet petition is one started in Shropshire, UK to protest road tolls, which obtained more than 1 million sign-ons.

by TofuGirl January 23, 2010

risky click

To click on an unknown Google link for the sole purpose of entertainment while not knowing it's contents

Oh look (kitten plays with balls) sounds like a risky click

by Notagforyou November 24, 2016