cleft

Adj "A way of life"

Someone whose entire lifestyle is dictated by modern and expensive trends from Music taste, fashion, friend circles right down to wear they shop for food. Frequently blogs.

Wow look at that guy in his Armani shirt and Audi TT his parents bought for him. He's a complete cleft.

Yes what a clefty bastard.

by hughesms December 28, 2007

Clefable

A pokemon that you think would be a badass but it really is just a slightly larger and fatter version of Clefairy. A.K.A waste of a moon stone; just get a super sexy NidoQueen instead.

Fuck man, I should have used my Moon Stone to get NidoQueen; now all I have is this Clefable. (sigh)

by Lil Chomsky November 18, 2013

cleftology

the study of cleftness

what's your thesis on sam jacobs?
its on cleftology richard.

by clarkee December 9, 2008

Clefting

1) To speak as though one has a cleft palate

Excited clefting - 'I really love those trousers {intermittent, incomprehensible hissing, like a Welshman saying Llanelli)'

Angered clefting- 'The cat has vomited in my handbag again {intermittent, incomprehensible hissing, like a Welshman saying Llanelli)'

by Gonzo1812 September 14, 2010

Cleffy

Borrowing something that belongs to a group or individual for an amount of time without the express intent of returning it unless it is missed.

We were at work and bert left his ladder unattended, we decided to cleffy it to his shagrin.

by Urmomsfat November 8, 2019

clefty

having more than one cleft

Blake is clefty.
Wow, you have dimples and a cleft chin and a cleft nose, wow, you are quite clefty.

by Lux! April 7, 2007

cleft

somethings very tight or close together.

"Janice" has a very cleft asshole, it reminds me of a 5 year olds

by clowwwww July 26, 2007