Being told to clean or knowing that you need to clean, yet you don't. Instead you get on Facebook and look up words on Urban Dictionary. Then you clean when you absolutely have to (ie: company is coming over), have nothing better to do, or have a sudden urge to clean. But when you do choose to clean, you clean to the best of your ability. It really is a sickness of the mind because most likely you live in a fairly messy, yet often organized, house.
I've been putting off cleaning my room for three weeks, but now that my friends are coming over the entire house has to be spotless! I must have Selective Cleaning Disorder!
by createsnap October 27, 2010
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I have way too many people in my life; need to do some personal house cleaning, so I can focus more on the people who mean more to me.
When de-friending facebook friends = personal house cleaning
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When de-friending facebook friends = personal house cleaning
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by winnipegdude February 16, 2012
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The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is having her period with the intention to help her "clean her pipe".
1. Dude, it's that time of the month -- pipe cleaning time!!!
2. Dude 1: Yo, my woman's on the rag,
Dude 2: It's cool man, you can totally pipe clean that.
3. Ya don't need lubrication when you're pipecleanin'!
2. Dude 1: Yo, my woman's on the rag,
Dude 2: It's cool man, you can totally pipe clean that.
3. Ya don't need lubrication when you're pipecleanin'!
by pipecleaner January 11, 2009
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by a_lonely_boy July 27, 2012
Get the Cleaning The Windows mug.Cleaning the fish is the act of using the mouth, lips, and tongue to stimulate the female genitals, usually to bring to orgasm or as foreplay.
Jeff went over to Angela's place to clean the fish. Cleaning the fish is best when the vagina is shaved.
by HugeBonerInMyPants April 21, 2008
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syn: blow job, sucking off, eating tube steak
syn: blow job, sucking off, eating tube steak
by zeewoof June 29, 2006
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