Vacuum cleaner

A female expert in fellatio who possesses a mouth stronger than both a vacuum cleaner and an octopus' suckers put together.

Time for some spring cleaning', I said, as I lay back and turned on the vacuum cleaner

by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003

carpet cleaner

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

by Dick McPlenty April 22, 2003

barnicle cleaner

After having unprotected sex with a girl and you bust in her afterward you proceed to go down on her and attempt to suck the jizz from her box thus "cleaning her barnicle"

"Last night I had no rubbers but my girl said it was all good as long as I pull out i totally forgot so I had to give her a Barnicle Cleaner; it sucked my lips are still salty"

by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 23, 2006

Dry Cleaner

The act of the female farting while the member is being removed from the anal cavity after anal intercourse.

After banging my girl in the ass, she performed the dry cleaner on my hammer which blew the corn nuggets off.

by thedrycleaner January 7, 2008

puke cleaner

Someone who gets stuck cleaning up their puke or their friends puke after partying.
Or
Someone who uses a broom to clean up puke

I had a party last night and I had to clean up Jeff's puke this morning. Guess I have to be the puke cleaner today.
Or
I had to sweep up Jeff's puke from last night with a broom the puke cleaner

by djnightshade99 December 6, 2010

rage cleaner

A person who cleans only when they are pissed or can't find something

George is such a rage cleaner. He only cleans when he can't find something he's looking for.

by thoseboysmom April 17, 2013

unfaithful cleaner

When your significant other cheats by promising to do all the choirs after they get their way first,

My wife is an unfaithful cleaner always promising to straighten the house right after dinner or a movie etc.

by PSC pimpn November 7, 2013