clauset

That special closet where you hide Christmas presents in hopes that your children will not find them until they are put under the tree.

I just got back from the mall and put all the presents in the clauset before my kids got home

by zingerhoff August 19, 2013

Claustrotoebic

When your shoes are too tight, and you wiggle your toes in panic to keep the blood flowing

I wore the wrong boots fishing today and couldn't concentrate I was so claustrotoebic

by Fatfunnyman January 24, 2018

clauzer

noun
1. A person who is being damned to hell, along with everyone and everything they love.

"Ben is such a clauzer"

by FedEXpapi November 5, 2019

Causer

if your last name is Causer you stink

EW is that a Stinky boi with the last name Causer

by dgadgadfgdfgf May 27, 2021

Claustrophobic

Shortened to: Claustro

When something is fear inspiring to the point that it leaves you feeling uncomfortable and no other word will do.

"Yuck, that robot is claustrophobic!"

"That sound was so claustrophobic!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

Clauseacumaphobia

The irrational and/or rational fear of Santa Clause cumming on your face.

Oh, I have Clauseacumaphobia. So i hate Christmas.

by Rose-2468 March 29, 2023

Helper Clause

Not the main Santa Clause, but the guys dressed like Santa so he could focus on the real work.

Let's get our picture with Santa Clause.

Is it the real Santa, or just a Helper Clause?

by blasties February 25, 2009